Funny Stuff

Kids are so funny! The funny things they say are priceless. Here's a little sample of William's latest quips.

Shows up with an "Elefun" net on his head and says, "Mom, look! I'm Net Boy!"

"Mama, the clock says it's wake up time!"

After being reprimanded, he runs to me with tears in his eyes and asks, "Is Daddy mean? Say 'yes!'"

"Mom, where's your wiener?"

"Maybe Santa can bring Daddy a big tricycle so we can go ride together."

When Sean falls asleep on the floor in the front room, William will point at him with his fingers like a gun and yell, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" I asked him what that was. He said, "It's a Wake Up Gun."

Looking down at his feet he says, "Who's got light up shoes? I've got light up shoes! Where are the light up shoes? On my feet!"