
*I like how Sean is making the moves on FC2 Brown!


It is with a sad heart that I write to inform you about a tragic mishap on board USS San Jacinto this morning. At about 1000, your husband went to get his hair cut at the barbershop, requesting that 1½” be left on the top. Due to a misunderstanding between your husband and the barber, your husband’s hair was cut to a length of ¼”, top and sides. Valiant efforts were made to reattach the hair, including an experimental operation with a glue stick, but at 1030, the hair was declared DOA. I understand what a shock this must be, and you have my condolences.
I have included a picture of the victim, in order to assure you that he is surviving the mishap, although still in poor condition.
Sincerely,
ENS Sean Payne
Food Service Officer
USS San Jacinto
That haircut is payback for the one he gave William!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the cultural illumination that world travels have inspired in you.
ReplyDeleteI love the pictures, but Sean's comments make them even better. Sadly, we gave Tanner an army haircut the other day :( Hopefully it will look normal again by Christmas!
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